Monday, March 14, 2011

Secret From You: Confused


"You need a mind reader to use our intranet." -- submitted via our anonymous form

Secret From You: Employee Engagement

We just did a card sorting exercise to determine the IA of our new intranet. One of our dear employees put every card in a single pile and labelled it "Bullsh*t"
Submitted via our anonymous form

Secret From You: My Blog

Our intranet gets less visits than my blog.
Submitted via our anonymous form

Secret From You: Knitting Club

OMG ... just had a intranet notification about a corporate knitting club :-S
@WestDiscGolf OMG ... just had a intranet notification about a corporate knitting club :-S

Secret From You: What Is An FAQ

Oh man, my company's intranet just posted their 1st FAQ. First entry: what is an FAQ.
@ChristySeason RT @: Oh man, my company's intranet just posted their 1st FAQ. First entry: what is an FAQ.

Secret From You: The Content Fairy

the Content Fairy is apparently not real. Laptop undr the pillow didnt fix our intranet.
@valeriehoven: @intranetsecrets: the Content Fairy is apparently not real. Laptop undr the pillow didnt fix our intranet (via @techcommdood @kemulholland)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Plug: An Intranet That Doesn't Suck

"Our intranet doesn't suck because we use ThoughtFarmer. Test drive it today."

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Secret From You: Son of the President

Our intranet is being remade in Silverlight just so that the son of the President of the company can have something to do.
Submitted via our anonymous form

Secret From You: Nuked


@AngryITMan After working over 80 hours this week and within an inch of leaving home stupid web dev people tell me they nuked our intranet #[expletive deleted]!!!!!!

Secret From You: Paranoid


"I can't put our org chart on the intranet as it might be leaked to our competitors and our employees poached." -- submitted via our anonymous form

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Secret From You: Know what I like?

Know what I like about our intranet? That we're replacing it!

@wedge Know what I like about our intranet? That we're replacing it!

Big Intranet


"I can see our intranet from my house."

Secret From You: Drinking game

Tweet: New drinking game: when the intranet server is down, take a shot.

@mi New drinking game: when the intranet server is down, take a shot.

Secret From You: Motivation

An actual suggestion on how to get more employees to use our intranet:
We're going to slap them in the face and say, "GET WITH IT! USE THE INTRANET!"

Submitted via our anonymous form

Secret From You: Important Intranet News

STOP THE PRESS! Important corporate announcement: The IT product catalogue spreadsheet now has coloured tabs.

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Music Sharing

"I use our intranet as a music-sharing platform for my coworkers."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I Don't Care


"I don't know how our intranet works, and I don't care."

Monday, March 29, 2010

My Fingers

"They locked me in the server room last week to troubleshoot our intranet search engine. Now I can't feel my fingers."

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Plug: Call This Guy


Call this guy.

Secret From You: Vampires Want Intranet on Phone


@vampsrmypassion omg omg i acutually have intranet on my phone...i think im in love

Secret From You: Puppies for your intranet

Today a site owner sent me a link to their new intranet site an ad agency created for them. One of its most prominent features? A Flash-animated puppy that did nothing but sit there and wag its tail at you.
via our anonymous form

Microsoft FrontPage

"I spend a lot of time looking for a Microsoft FrontPage support group."

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Secret From You: Paging Al Gore

Our intranet actually uses the words 'information super highway' in its title. This is the only place I have seen this term used since about 1993.

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Monday, March 22, 2010


@mouldernet Dear #microsoft #sharepoint #designer , quit crashing! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Always your pal, mouldernet

Secret From You: Paper Booklet

I know a company who has a paper booklet on how to use their intranet.
via our anonymous form